Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Cory, the Anti-Christ

Dear Readers,

It has come to our (our being myself and Katie) attention that the world is coming to an end. Yes, those tabloids are true. We know the source of all the chaos in the world today. There is one man who challenges the natural forces of nature, and even defys the will of God. Let us look back first...to see where this all began...

It started innocently enough. Cory and Kristina were dating, everything was fine. The hugging and hand holding was cute. We all were happy for them. They still kept contact with the rest of the human world. We saw Kristina on weekends still, and she even attended the Hannukah party held at the Gerstner residence. All was right in the world.

Until....a dark shadow was cast upon us!! Alas, what started innocently soon turned into dark black...i dont know. It's hard to explain. But believe you me, it was terrible.

The hugging turned into groaping and molestation in the halls. It turned into lude, free porn for the rest of the world...which no one wanted. It was nasty ass porn. And as we protested, the more prevelent it became.

Soon we'd lost Kristina completely. She turned into Lady Golden...the dark demon that protected the idiot Lord Golden. For reasons we cannot explain. She was now on the phone with him all the time, with him all the time, and thinking about him all the time. Even on our retreat to Model United Nations she kept close contact with him on the phone. Although we did see bump and grind a few at the dance, it was not enough to release her from the snapping mandibles of Lord Cory, the dark mistress of Satan.

All seemed lost, but we kept hope. We even invited her to Katies sweet sixteen. The only one she'll ever have. But, Katie was rejected!!! For whom? A dead relative? The resurection of Jesus himself? No. FOR CORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cory...whom she hangs out with everyday! Cory...whom she talks to on the phone everyday! Cory...whom she thinks about each day!

IS THIS HEALTHY?? Its about as healthy as McDonalds. (note Juxtaposition)

Alas, the world is a darker place...

We hoped that maybe we would get rid of him when he went off to college at Hope. Just kidding.

He is now attending NMC next year. AND the planned Ashley Movie with Kristina being Nikki, the friend obsessed with pasta is now for recasting. She doesnt have time for us, and our stupid movies.

who is she spending her time with, you ask? Do i need to speak it outloud?

Our dreams are shattered. Our hearts are broken. Our friend is gone. What will these two end up like? Married with three kids, and at the age of 40 they'll realize how much time they wasted on one another in highschool while the rest of us were out having some real fun.

Not just fun in the pants.

Just remember Cory, wrap it before you tap it. You dont want kids at 18. Which, you're very well on the path to.

We exit here courteously, with dignity. We still have a small shred of hope that things will look up, however...this shred is growing thin. As is our patience.

Forever yours,
Taylor the Amazing and Katherine the Great

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Monday, March 20, 2006
This has been bothering me all week

Okay I just have to say it

Pocahontas is a whore! It's true shes a skank, like okay so shes all like "OMFG! I LOVE JOHN SMITH!" but then in her sequel shes all like "Whatev John Smith! I's gots myself a new man!" I mean come on what a bitch, poor Mel....John.

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DO YOU SEE THAT! Shes presenting herself like a mandrill!


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Wednesday, February 15, 2006
At school

Well I'm curently in the newpaper room, not working on my story, which I should be working on. yeah schools not going to be over for like another 2 hours.....ehhhh! well im so going to be caught if I dont get off so I am, mo is going to kill me when she reads this.


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Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Valentines Day

Yes it has been a while, I always think of something, or something interesting happens but it never seems to make to my blog, but since today is Valentines Day I thought I would give you my two cents on the subject.

Valentines Day sucks plain and simple, its commercial and I mean come on if you really like someone then you should be "expressing your love" for each other everyday....okay I'll admit maybe just maybe I'm a bit bitter. Yup that’s it I just hate this holiday because you see all the couples in the hallway, and all the guys who are nervous because their going to ask their crushes out.

Well I’m not much for high school dating but still give me a break just one year I would love for a guy to do something nice for me, but no not this year, and each year I say the same thing "next year is the year" and then next year comes around and I'm sitting here listening to angry girl music and eating bon bons thinking about how I will be a spinster for the rest of my life.

Damn I should have just bought a male prostitute for the night.


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Sunday, January 08, 2006
I <3 Beth

Bethany, I Love thee oh so much!


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Amazing TV shows and Toys of the 90's

Eureeka's Castle

Allegra's Window

Beetlejuice

Skip it

Ribbon Dancer


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Tuesday, December 27, 2005
ONE YEAR AND A DAY!

It has been one year and one day since I have been in love with this man!

I love you Gerard Butler!


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Saturday, December 24, 2005
I think I'm in love

Oh Christopher Atkins, I love thee, Gerards who? I mean come on Chistophers acting is by far the most amaizng thing I have ever witnessed. Marlin Brando aint got nothing on Chris. Oh and his voice...one word..phenomenal!

Oh "The Pirate Movie" you make my life worth living!


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Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Poor Cartoon Characters

Okay so I turned on my tv to find that a frosty the snowman special was on, oh how exciting! so i turn it on find Frosty gallivanting around with some kids, they are having a good time, then all of a sudden Jack Frost comes on, we all remeber jack dont we the kind aventurous young lad who stole out hearts with his amazing movie that we all watched as children (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079357/), well anyhoo Jack comes out and first off is not very attractive well bluntly put he was quit fugly and so he starts complaining and acting like a jerk, I for one was shocked at this, this isnt the jack I remeber, I was outraged to watch this imposter Jack Frost disgrace the good name of Jack, The imposter Jack was running around trying to ruin everyone's fun and he bragged about everything, now the jack I know did his best to help everyone else he gave up the love of his life and the chance to be human just to help everyone else.

This horrifying inccident reminded me of another cartoon character we are all familiar with, Trix the Rabbit, you know the commercial where the rabbit is always trying to get the trix and the kids always end up getting it back and then to add insult to injury they say "silly rabbit trix are for kids!" I asked myself the same question every time I see this commerical, why wont you just give Trix the Rabbit some Trix? After all the cereal is named after him, this poor Rabbit has had to resort to thievery just to try to get some Trix, I'm sure your saying to yourself well why doesnt Trix the Rabbit just buy himself some Trix? Well first off he's a rabbit so there aren’t very many ways for him to get income, also just picture this: Trix the rabbit going into the grocery store, grabbing a box of trix and then heading to the check out line, when all of a sudden he is hit from behind, he falls and his trix go flying into the air, trix disorientated looks up olny to find a kid glaring at him, the young child says coldly "silly rabbit trix are for kids!". Poor Trix, I guess there just isn’t a place in todays society for a talking rabbit, he's not excepted by his fellow rabbits because he talks and is much taller than the rest of them and not excepted by humans do to the fact he is a rabbit.

I just want you to know i have written complant letters to both companies and they have yet to respond, I guess the injustice done to Trix and Jack will continue, but next time you see a Frosty special or a Trix commerical, just try to remeber Trix and Jack for who they are, not for how the the media now portrays them.

Does that look like the face of evil?

Poor Trix always reaching for those Trix.


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Saturday, December 03, 2005
simple math

Me + Katie + Sam + Hannah + Sam + Sharkboy and Lavagirl = One amazing night

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